How to play the Trixie interactive game in five easy steps, with revised rules, by Ziggy.
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| Step One: Play game in fashion humans apparently intended for such a silly trifle of plastic. |
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| Step two: Glance up at human to make sure she knows how hard you're working on this. Anticipate a forthcoming cookie. |
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| Step three : Get increasingly fed up with human's fascination with plastic gadgetry. Try ignoring stupid human instructions. |
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| Step four Just tip the darn thing over. Worked for me. |
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| Step Five: (optional) Go back to repository under couch. Look as cute/pathetic as possible to score more treats. |
