How to play the Trixie interactive game in five easy steps, with revised rules, by Ziggy.
|Step One: Play game in fashion humans apparently intended for such a silly trifle of plastic.|
|Step two: Glance up at human to make sure she knows how hard you're working on this. Anticipate a forthcoming cookie.|
|Step three : Get increasingly fed up with human's fascination with plastic gadgetry. Try ignoring stupid human instructions.|
|Step four Just tip the darn thing over. Worked for me.|
|Step Five: (optional) Go back to repository under couch. Look as cute/pathetic as possible to score more treats.|