Really, I am. Ok?
Don't believe me?
Come on. I'm a puppy.
Everybody believes a puppy.
Sheesh. What's wrong with you people?
Any way. Maybe it's because Jamie hasn't had a puppy since 1996. (Yeah, that makes her ancient. But don't tell her that. It tends to make her a wee bit
But seriously. She shoves a polyester fleece blanket, a coupla Kong toys, and a food dish in that prison of mine, and she calls it "comfy and chic"? Lady, what do I look like?!?!?! I am a discerning puppy with a large mammalian brain and I can definitely tell when someone is pulling the
I'm sorry... but this?????????
This is still a puppy's version of a cell in San Quentin, lady.
Get it together.
Signed:
Your extremely disappointed in you puppy,
Ziggy.
P.S. Also... your photography? Leaves something to be desired. Couldn't you bump up the ISO on that cheap hunk of plastic you keep calling an iphone?
She's now just trying to disguise the fact that's it's meant for small birds. Tell her it's the big peep bed or nothing!
ReplyDeleteTail Wuggles, Rubie
Bark out loud!!!!!!! That's precisely what I mean to say! Who DOES she think she's kidding, any way!
DeleteYou need to find a loose clip on that thing and break yourself out! :)
ReplyDeleteJail break! Isn't that an Elvis song?
DeleteZiggy, you've got a lot of training to do there. There are three of us AND SHE's had 9 dogs before us, and SHE's still not trained! Some humans are SLOW!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
BOL! Surely not!
DeleteYou needs to get a puppy palace like I's got - it are da best!
ReplyDeleteSounds good, Whitley. Where can I get one?
DeleteHelloooo Ziggy ~ Finley and Kippy told me to come and see the new pup on the block. Well having Kong toys counts for some points Ziggy.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot